IF I WERE

I still haven't figured out how to incorporate the Friday Follow blog hopper onto my post, but I did take advantage of it, and found an interesting new blogger, My So- Called Chaos, to follow. How about that? She wrote this blog called IF I WERE and I "borrowed" it for today's blog. However, I did do the honorable thing and tell her I was borrowing her idea. I'm sure that she won't mind at all even though we've never exchanged comments or anything.... Egads, I am only realizing the potential disaster here after working on this for three hours and am now doing my final proof read. Yes, it took that long to come up with these gems. This is harder than it looks!

If I were a month, I would be October.

If I were a day of the week, I would be Saturday.


If I were a time of day, I would be 11pm.


If I were a planet, I would be Saturn.


If I were a sea animal, I would be coral.


If I were a direction, I would be true north.



If I were a piece of furniture, I would be a bed.


If I were a liquid, I would be waterfall.


If I were a tree, I would be a poplar.


If I were a gemstone, I would be Red Jasper.

If I were a tool, I would be a pen.


If I were a flower, I would be a lily.


If I were a kind of weather, I would be a thunderstorm, but I would also be the rainbow. There are two sides to every coin.


If I were a musical instrument, I would be a piano.


If I were a color, I would be purple.

If I were an emotion, I would be love.


If I were a fruit, I would be a peach.


If I were a sound, I would be laughter.


If I were an element, I would be air. (I know that I am Aries and that is technically fire, but air feeds fire. Right now, I don't feel so much like fire. I feel more like air.)


If I were a car, I would be a Porsche Carrera GT. Some of you are laughing right now. Ha ha.
If I were a food, I would be a peach.


If I were a material, I would be really soft cotton (I agree with you Miss Angie. Nothing better than a really soft t-shift or sheets!)


If I were a taste, I would be bittersweet.


If I were a scent, I would be vanilla.


If I were an object, I would be a Band-Aid. It means well but it is so limited in its capacity to actually do anything...


If I were a body part, I would be hands.


If I were a facial expression, I would be a smile.

If I were a pair of shoes, I would be sandals.


What would you be?